The Swiffer Heavy Duty Duster got 4 out of 5 poop emojis from the reviewer

The reviewer gave the Swiffer Heavy Duty Duster Starter Kit a solid 4 out of 5 poop emojis. Which is a rating system I can get behind — less vague than stars, more memorable than numbers. I assume one poop is deducted for the environmental cost of disposable dusters, or maybe the handle could be a bit longer. Either way, four poops out of five is a strong recommendation in this reviewer’s book. The Heavy Duty version has the extendable handle and the fluffy dusters that grab more than standard Swiffers — good for ceiling fans, blinds, and baseboards.